[0.0s] Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons.
[2.4s] If gods won't do the right thing, then why do they exist?
[10.1s] Look around you. Who brings to life monsters?
[14.7s] I see them as a way of continuing us.
[19.6s] Scene shifts to the center of town where, Vorunax, you see yourself holding Malice and Acer, crying to the heavens.
[29.1s] I know what I must do, then. I grab the Wand of Orcus and I try to use it on Lipsinki.
[33.7s] Looks like we're doing pretty good here. Vorunax, take a look.
[37.5s] I step over to the edge and take a look.
[40.4s] We're just going to give this all up?
[42.0s] What are we giving up? I've already lost everything I held dear.
[47.9s] And if I have the chance to ride it, that's what I must do.
[51.8s] Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. I'm your dungeon master Russ More. He, him. Also with me today is Amy More.
[64.6s] Yeah, she, her. And today I will be playing all, all the people. All of them.
[72.3s] Gael, Nyhunter, Oglokanu, she, they. Thea, Amastasia, she, her. And Sullivan Sleight, he, him.
[79.8s] And Tom Laird.
[81.2s] Yeah, that's me. He, him. I am playing Moot, who goes by he. Okay, they're all he, him.
[85.5s] So I'm playing Moot, Telgir, and Flint.
[88.5s] And Karla Maxted.
[89.9s] She, her. And thank goodness, Glim, Elia, Lipsinki, Yenbul.
[96.2s] All she, her also, which was just good foresight.
[98.9s] Just such a good time saver.
[100.2s] This very moment.
[101.5s] And joining us again, some, we call them guests, but they're just like family.
[106.9s] It's Kristen Flemmons.
[108.6s] Again?
[109.1s] Hello, I'm Kristen, she, her. And I will be playing once again, Agath,
[116.4s] Godlust, Katho, Olavi, she, her. And you know what, just so I can have another character,
[121.4s] her horse, Tresraxis, he, him.
[124.0s] Dang.
[124.7s] And Kyle Clasett.
[127.1s] Hey everyone, he, him. I'm going to be reprising my role as Vorunax, as a true chief.
[132.8s] Boo.
[133.5s] No, he's a good guy now. He might not, we got him on our side.
[137.0s] I mean, unless, unless you want to make me upset and then I can just flip that switch.
[140.5s] It's easy.
[141.1s] No, no, no, no. Player knowledge, character knowledge. Vorunax has no idea. Boot him.
[145.0s] No, I am, I'm happy to be back at the table. Thank you for allowing me to return
[150.0s] time after time. I hope I don't wear out my welcome ever. Y'all are great.
[153.9s] Never.
[154.7s] As we've tricked you into coming back over and over again.
[157.9s] And the fact that you think it's your idea.
[160.5s] I know, like, no, we just keep making you. We just leave it on a cliffhanger every time.
[165.9s] That's the Stockholm syndrome.
[167.2s] What other show do you need a 20 minute synopsis before we start playing and recording like?
[174.7s] Exactly.
[175.1s] More relaxing podcasts.
[177.1s] You know, if I could get that every day of my life, just for my life,
[181.0s] I would, I've really, so it's honestly kind of refreshing.
[182.3s] Damn a recap of what I did the day before.
[184.8s] This is who you are. And this is where you were last time you were conscious.
[188.5s] And this is what you should be doing. I love that.
[190.0s] As long as it's recorded by Russ, that's, that's the caveat to that.
[194.5s] TM TM TM. Cause I mean, that could be just a way to wake up a new alarm clock.
[198.8s] I think it's called 50 First Dates with Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore.
[205.1s] But also a great idea. And where we have tons of great ideas,
[209.6s] like 50 First Dates is over on Patreon.com slash dump Dragoncast where clearly we invented
[215.6s] 50 First Dates.
[216.5s] Yep. You heard it here first.
[220.1s] We do a lot of time travel. So obviously one of the things we
[224.0s] time traveled back to do was create 50 First Dates.
[227.2s] We just whispered it in Adam Sandler's ear.
[229.4s] A completely non-problematic movie.
[233.8s] Look, don't think it's romantic if you don't think about it. Okay.
[239.1s] We're also, when you're a patron, you get an episode dedicated to you.
[242.1s] Like today's patron, Cody Goyette.
[245.1s] Cody, thank you so much. You're amazing.
[249.1s] When you join us over there to reinvent another 70 First Dates.
[253.2s] Uh, that was, that was terrible. Patreon.com slash dump Dragoncast.
[259.2s] Fuck it. Let's play.
[260.2s] Flint, the sound of birds chirping and quick movements through a thick,
[276.4s] dense jungle can be heard beneath the heavy panting of Flint Firebeard,
[284.2s] who's carrying an axe covered in cuts and scrapes and blood coming down.
[293.9s] And he's looking around nervously at the trees when
[300.0s] an arrow zips by your head from high up in the canopy.
[303.8s] You turn and you look and you see movement high up as Bort is nimbly jumping from tree to tree.
[313.5s] Flint mutters, I can't believe a Dragonborn can move that fast.
[318.5s] And you're going to be like this fucking guy.
[320.8s] This fucking guy again.
[322.8s] And I'll try and, uh, I'll try and lose him as he's in the, in the treetops and I'm down
[327.6s] below. I'll try and, uh, some fancy maneuvers. Okay. Make a stealth check.
[333.7s] Okay. That is a 17.
[336.0s] You quickly move out of the way after you see him hopping from tree to tree and duck behind a
[347.8s] carved out trunk where you have space to rest and try and get your bearings.
[358.3s] You hear footsteps moving past the position where you are.
[363.3s] I'm going to, I'm going to peek my head out and see if I can see this asshole track them down.
[369.9s] What's your passive investigation?
[371.9s] Uh, D and D beyond tells me it's 14.
[374.3s] He's about 30 feet over. So probably two or three solid big trees away from you.
[383.2s] I'm going to creep around and try to get like directly underneath them.
[387.2s] Yeah. With your stealth role, you can get to the tree right beneath him.
[390.3s] And you see him, he's knocked an arrow and looking around. You've managed to, uh,
[395.7s] conceal your position with just the ambient sound around you.
[399.9s] Uh, what's my weapon situation here? Do I just have the one axe?
[403.9s] You have an axe and a dagger. Two of them were previously seen
[409.0s] in the middle of this stark white room.
[412.6s] Okay. Those are the only two.
[414.3s] Okay. Yeah. I guess if I have a clear shot at him, I'll,
[417.3s] I'll try to throw my dagger at him.
[420.4s] We're going to try and hit him. Yeah.
[422.0s] Okay. Make a ranged attack, please.
[424.3s] Are you trying to get up at him? Are you trying to get him in the butthole?
[426.9s] Like, like pulling a Carla?
[428.7s] I mean, taint, whatever works. It's fine.
[432.3s] Uh, okay. That is, oh, it's a dirty 20.
[435.5s] Yeah. Just describe to me, well, you can hit them.
[439.2s] I mean, you can hit them in the butthole if you want to,
[441.5s] but describe to me what happens.
[443.4s] Yeah. Like upper thigh wind up, throw this dagger.
[447.1s] I know it makes contact because of the, the sound and the,
[451.4s] and the cry that follows out after that.
[453.9s] He loses his footing and begins to fall to the ground
[457.2s] as this dagger sticks into his thigh.
[459.9s] And as he hits the ground before you,
[462.2s] it's like reality bends beneath him
[465.6s] and everything begins to get sucked down on top of him,
[468.7s] yourself included, until you are in this churning and roiling mess.
[475.6s] You're going to take, uh, you want to roll a D12 for me?
[479.0s] Oh, I'll definitely roll it. I like Tom.
[481.5s] Never get to roll D12.
[482.9s] Shit. Sorry, sorry, Tom. It's 11.
[485.0s] Oh, I love it.
[485.8s] I rolled a good one.
[486.7s] You're going to take 11 bludgeoning damage
[488.5s] as you're being churned up in what is this basically laundromat,
[494.9s] I mean, a washing machine of, of trees and rock and dirt,
[499.7s] and you're spit out into another location.
[503.6s] Kristen, where do they come up?
[505.6s] Hmm. Can it be on a tree branch?
[510.2s] Yeah.
[512.4s] Perilously perched.
[514.4s] I love it.
[515.3s] You're 150 feet up as the two of you land on this narrow tree branch
[522.7s] that's coming out from the single tree
[524.4s] in the middle of what is this vast jungle.
[527.9s] The sun is beating down on you
[530.5s] and you move to catch your step, make a dexterity saving throw.
[536.3s] Is a 22.
[537.9s] Your first step slips, but you manage to catch yourself
[541.5s] and you're staring down Bort at the other end of this
[543.9s] and he's got his bow and arrow loosely held.
[547.2s] They're not knocked and he looks at you and says, well,
[552.4s] you're not looking too good.
[553.9s] I mean, you're, you're not really wanting to talk here, but
[557.4s] I've got a little bit more of a chance at making it back down than you do.
[563.7s] Well, how do you figure that?
[565.9s] He quickly moves and rushes you, knocking his arrow at the same time, loosing it.
[572.9s] It's going to be a 16 to hit your AC.
[575.1s] No, that is not enough.
[576.1s] My AC is 18.
[577.3s] Glints off of your armor, but he continues forward and bashes into you
[581.6s] and the two of you begin to fall.
[584.5s] Wind is whipping by your ears as you crash down into another branch lower down
[592.5s] and we see the two of you tumbling down to the ground
[596.4s] and we snap back to the beach
[600.4s] where the undead horde is standing motionless.
[609.5s] Little click noises and groans slowly coming from them.
[616.7s] As we see everyone gathered outside a tent,
[622.8s] looking out at the massacre that is and all of the undead stopped and waiting.
[632.3s] The dragons in the sky seem to be in this just gliding free fall,
[641.0s] like how albatross fly, like they dip down and then come back up gliding on the air.
[647.6s] Like Falcor.
[648.5s] Like Falcor.
[650.3s] Exactly like Falcor.
[655.0s] An airship has landed down on the beach side with Thea and Vorunax,
[660.0s] Lipsinki and Tulgear having come down off.
[663.1s] Everybody is collected and Vorunax is explaining how he has
[671.4s] the undead horde in the position that he has them.
[675.2s] See, I am able to control their motions.
[680.5s] They are placed under my whim thanks to, well, Orcus.
[687.5s] The problem that we are facing though is how long I actually have control of them.
[696.3s] Because at a certain point, daddy's gonna know.
[700.6s] Yeah, the big guy's gonna realize and then we can't, you know, he's gonna.
[707.5s] About how long do you think we have?
[711.9s] It's a hard guess, but I do have an idea that could give us an advantage.
[718.0s] I turn and gesture my hand to have them all walk back into the ocean.
[722.5s] With this groaning, grinding, like bone on bone grinding,
[726.5s] they all slowly turn as if they're fighting against something else,
[730.3s] but then begin to move slowly back under the water.
[735.1s] Perhaps if they get far enough before Orcus notices, then that will
[741.3s] buy the people here some time while we manage to do, well, at this point,
[747.7s] whatever it is you all say we need to do to fix this.
[754.7s] So what are we doing?
[756.5s] Is Bahamut also standing around with us just like?
[762.3s] No, Bahamut's not in this immediate group right now.
[765.9s] You see Bahamut high in the sky and he moves back down to the ground.
[771.8s] There's this silver blood dripping from where his wounds were opened by these dragons
[779.0s] and transforms back into his human form as he reaches the beach.
[783.3s] Kind of just brushes himself off a little bit.
[786.3s] He's beaten up, he's got torn robes, and begins to walk over to you.
[791.0s] My god, he's so cool.
[791.9s] Glim obviously runs up to him.
[794.7s] Are you, you're, you're fine, right?
[797.1s] Like we don't have to worry that you're gonna like go back into the coma
[800.5s] or anything, you look a little, you're okay?
[803.5s] I'm okay, I'm okay.
[806.2s] Do you need me to do like a quick little, just a real little focus on my,
[811.0s] would that help at all?
[813.5s] If I just really concentrate it on my love for you?
[816.8s] Yes, do, do that.
[819.7s] Just concentrate on your love.
[822.2s] All right, will do.
[823.3s] That'll just, that'll just fuel me back up.
[825.7s] Just fills my heart with joy.
[827.1s] Perfect.
[827.6s] The alien says, so we're gonna tell Garen goes,
[830.0s] imagine thinking so much of yourself that you think that like you could heal a god.
[835.1s] Not saying, just saying.
[836.0s] You know, it sounds like she's waited a long time for this.
[839.4s] So maybe we'll just let her have this one.
[841.1s] I'm saying it to you and I'm not saying it to her.
[842.9s] I mean, yeah, I know.
[843.7s] But like, yeah, we'll just give it to her.
[845.9s] Just let her have it.
[846.9s] I forgot we were enemies.
[849.6s] I think frenemies is the better term.
[852.3s] Yeah, it's real awkward for me.
[853.4s] Uneasy allies.
[855.0s] I forgot.
[856.5s] Down the beach, we see a goth coaxing the tabaxi out of the forest back towards the village.
[866.3s] Are you sure it's safe?
[868.6s] No.
[870.0s] But you should come anyway.
[872.7s] You are required.
[873.5s] This is your job as forces to defend.
[878.0s] I'm 16.
[880.7s] Everybody dies sometime.
[882.8s] Mom.
[884.1s] I think she's trying to use Traz like to literally herd cats.
[890.1s] Sure.
[893.0s] Which is obviously not his favorite activity either.
[898.0s] So there's just this like extremely aggravated translucent creepy warhorse
[904.8s] like scattering tabaxi left, right and center as she is like, I don't.
[912.2s] This is a waste of my time and my skills.
[915.6s] No, no, it's OK.
[917.0s] It's OK.
[917.4s] Just let me let me let me let me go talk to them.
[920.3s] You didn't take any of the juice boxes or snacks, did you?
[925.1s] No, let me I can reason with them.
[927.0s] You go you go join all the important people.
[931.1s] She'll just spin on her heel.
[934.3s] OK, everybody follow me.
[937.3s] OK.
[941.3s] Step one and two, I think complete.
[946.9s] Keep keep the city safe.
[949.2s] Yeah.
[949.7s] And have have help from Vorunax and Lipsinki.
[957.5s] Yeah.
[958.6s] So are you saying we were step two?
[961.0s] I really feel more comfortable if we were step one.
[962.9s] You were absolutely step one.
[964.9s] OK.
[965.9s] 100% step 110% step one.
[968.5s] OK, because, you know, we're going from a pretty high level position.
[971.8s] So I don't want to.
[972.9s] Oh, my God.
[974.0s] You guys ruler of my entire universe right now.
[977.6s] Oh, well, that might be.
[980.0s] Too much.
[980.7s] Oh, I thought that was too much responsibility somewhere in between.
[983.9s] Oh, we'll figure it out.
[984.9s] But two steps done, one way more important than the other.
[990.5s] Now, I think it's it's time to do the, you know, time.
[1000.5s] The time travel.
[1001.6s] Yeah.
[1003.0s] Yeah, I mean, we should probably like.
[1006.8s] The zombies are going back into the sea.
[1009.3s] Love to see it.
[1010.9s] Love to see them walk away.
[1012.2s] So probably now is a good time to like, do what we need to do.
[1018.3s] Leosin runs out from one of the tents.
[1021.3s] Says the ritual, the ritual is ready to try and bring Flint or Flint back.
[1032.3s] Yeah, Flint back.
[1034.0s] That's the goal.
[1035.5s] We talked about it.
[1036.8s] Yes, we did.
[1037.7s] Yes.
[1038.3s] Why did you say and then say Flint?
[1041.6s] Well, there are two of them in there.
[1043.7s] OK, yes, I know that.
[1046.9s] He's not really sure like which one is going to come back.
[1050.6s] OK, OK, OK, OK.
[1051.9s] No, this just sounds noncommittal.
[1054.0s] Flint is coming back.
[1055.5s] It's called the power of positive thinking.
[1057.8s] Let's go do this thing.
[1060.0s] Why are you having an issue being able to pin down a soul?
[1063.9s] Can you?
[1065.5s] Are you?
[1066.3s] Do you have?
[1067.5s] Is this something that is in your wheelhouse?
[1072.1s] I like, are you real good at like those claw grabber machines?
[1075.8s] Is that what it's like?
[1077.7s] Our Klauna?
[1078.9s] Yeah, I mean, I would have to assume.
[1080.5s] OK, would you come with us and give my aid?
[1083.0s] However you think I can give it and giving some guidance here
[1088.7s] is what needs to be done.
[1089.7s] Then let's go.
[1090.7s] Flint is an extremely strong fighter.
[1092.6s] He will be.
[1093.3s] Yeah, I remember.
[1094.6s] Sorry, I'm a little emotional.
[1096.3s] This is a big day.
[1097.2s] It's been a while since I've seen him.
[1099.6s] That being said, once we successfully bring him back,
[1103.7s] I'll probably just need to be out of the room for a moment.
[1107.7s] I know we.
[1109.2s] Flint doesn't know about.
[1110.9s] Oh, yeah, that would be quite there.
[1113.9s] He won't be up to date on the new comings and goings.
[1116.6s] Yeah, that'll be quite the meeting.
[1118.1s] Although it could be really funny to be like,
[1119.7s] ha, ha, I've brought you back.
[1121.0s] Ha, trick him for a moment and have a little fun with it.
[1124.9s] Yeah, we can play with it however you want.
[1126.7s] It's your friend, Tia, so I don't want to interrupt,
[1128.8s] but I feel like maybe too soon.
[1130.2s] Like if he just came back, maybe like a little too soon
[1133.3s] for what would otherwise be a very funny joke.
[1135.8s] Of course, we're not going to actually do it.
[1137.4s] I'm just going to hug him real tight.
[1138.5s] Inconsequential evil.
[1139.3s] We can do inconsequential evil, right?
[1141.6s] If you got that evil built up inside you
[1143.3s] and you just got to let it out and like little, you know,
[1146.3s] just release the valve a little bit.
[1149.3s] I don't think I'm going to be able to do it cold turkey.
[1152.1s] No, I couldn't expect you to.
[1155.4s] Thank Orcus.
[1156.0s] I thought we were going to have to just no evil at all
[1159.1s] from now on and I just couldn't.
[1161.4s] Oh, that slip.
[1162.1s] I didn't mean thank Orcus.
[1163.2s] I'm sorry.
[1163.6s] It's just.
[1164.3s] We're not looking for you to be perfect.
[1167.3s] Just looking for you to be your badass selves
[1169.2s] and not be controlled by, you know, a dick.
[1173.2s] Can do.
[1173.9s] Okay, let's go like pull Flint back into his own body.
[1177.5s] Okay, Tia Vorunax, Glim Bahamut is probably best
[1183.3s] to bring you being the god and the one closest to the god
[1190.5s] to assist in the ritual.
[1192.5s] Glim's face like him saying closest to the god
[1196.2s] is like dear diary.
[1201.3s] Glim basically like skips to where they need to go.
[1208.5s] The five of you skip off to the med tent.
[1210.8s] Are we holding hands or?
[1212.5s] Vorunax and lip sync.
[1213.7s] You're probably holding hands.
[1217.3s] Lip sync.
[1218.1s] He's going with Vorunax.
[1219.4s] Probably.
[1219.7s] Why is that important?
[1221.1s] I don't imagine we'd be separated at any point.
[1223.4s] Okay, as the six of you skip off holding hands,
[1227.2s] some people holding hands, others not holding hands.
[1230.3s] Agath, Sully and Moot and Flamekins are.
[1234.8s] And Grancis.
[1236.1s] Grancis Grancis was weekend at Bernie's
[1238.7s] in the last one, so he's probably going to get woken up next.
[1242.4s] I think.
[1243.0s] I don't fucking remember where Grancis was.
[1245.3s] Sometimes he's awake and sometimes he's sleeping, so.
[1249.3s] I thought he was on the airship.
[1250.7s] I think he's narcoleptic.
[1252.4s] And sometimes.
[1254.0s] Maybe he had a fact of coming back from the abyss.
[1256.8s] That's right.
[1258.1s] It's sleepy.
[1261.3s] Sully and Moot, you're specifically talking about
[1264.6s] the next thing to come, where you're going.
[1266.8s] So yeah, I wasn't.
[1269.1s] And I was told that I would perhaps be too powerful.
[1276.2s] Right.
[1276.5s] I believe that was what was mentioned.
[1278.2s] And that it would the bAlydince when you know,
[1281.3s] you know when it's got to be like a really kind of epic
[1286.1s] where it's you know, it's toe to toe.
[1288.7s] And just if I was down there, just be all like really heavy handed on our side.
[1293.6s] And it just wouldn't really seem like the victory.
[1296.9s] Well, and like we want everyone to feel like they contributed equally.
[1299.9s] So yeah, it's not it's not fair to everyone else
[1302.6s] if you just go and do all the girl would just be sitting down,
[1305.7s] just like eating a banana or something like that.
[1308.1s] Just like watching me do my stuff.
[1309.8s] So it would have been real would have been real awkward for her.
[1313.8s] So yeah, and I'm going to fuck ball in the past.
[1318.6s] Excuse me.
[1319.7s] Yeah, that's pretty much what's going to happen.
[1322.1s] What about you?
[1323.3s] Is this do you have like a prearranged situation?
[1327.3s] We talked about it in the last episode.
[1329.3s] You and hold on.
[1331.3s] You and sorry, you're okay.
[1334.6s] No, we talked about it.
[1336.1s] We discussed it.
[1337.4s] Yeah, I do not recollect that conversation at all.
[1340.8s] It was all like bringing the sexy back.
[1342.8s] And we were like, yeah, he was.
[1344.4s] And then he's like, yeah, probably get down with him in the past.
[1347.7s] This is things that happen.
[1348.9s] Don't worry about it.
[1349.7s] I stayed.
[1350.6s] I was talking to you.
[1352.9s] I was talking to you.
[1353.8s] Big Goliath.
[1355.9s] There's two of you.
[1356.6s] Big Goliath floating around.
[1357.7s] You're you.
[1360.5s] We do not have to say big.
[1361.8s] You can just say Goliath.
[1363.1s] We are almost always big anyway.
[1365.6s] It is redundant.
[1366.9s] I know you don't like me very much.
[1369.4s] Other Goliath, the one who's real quiet.
[1372.8s] I would say that it would be hard to forget
[1378.9s] that hearing about those romantic plans with Bahamut.
[1387.7s] But I think.
[1388.7s] Well, I mean, there's probably room not to say you will.
[1392.5s] Stay as far away from that as possible.
[1395.2s] Yeah, that's okay.
[1396.5s] That's fair.
[1397.7s] Sully, did she mean in human form or dragon form?
[1401.7s] Oh, my God.
[1402.3s] I got a visual.
[1403.1s] I just can't even right now.
[1405.7s] The mechanics of that just wouldn't.
[1407.7s] Well, no, well, right.
[1411.3s] No, we cut to a scene that we don't want to explain,
[1413.2s] so we cut back to the other.
[1418.9s] For a golf.
[1419.8s] Right.
[1421.1s] Well, probably her and Nighthunter just watching each other.
[1423.9s] Like, totally.
[1425.8s] What?
[1426.2s] Exchange.
[1427.3s] This is where it's like the podcasting medium.
[1429.3s] You really wish you could just have the silent visuals of like
[1432.7s] the what the fuck look to the left
[1434.3s] and the what the fuck look to the right.
[1438.1s] Gosh, would you want to walk over here with me?
[1440.3s] Just like far away from these guys over here?
[1442.8s] As far as possible, yes.
[1445.6s] So how long have you had wonderful horse?
[1450.8s] A goth like you can just sort of see her beam a little bit
[1454.8s] and she proudly like slaps Tres on the shoulder.
[1461.0s] Oh, since since the early stages of the war,
[1466.1s] we have been together.
[1467.4s] He is a marvel, is he not?
[1471.0s] And he like tosses his mane proudly as well.
[1474.1s] Oh, he's kind of vain.
[1475.5s] Beautiful beast.
[1477.7s] My God, I would not.
[1480.8s] I do not think my wife would like me to have horse like this,
[1483.8s] but I mean, like impressive.
[1488.1s] I'm jealous.
[1489.4s] I got a full look at Tres briefly,
[1493.7s] sort of exchange a look, look at Nighthunter.
[1497.4s] Would you like to ride him?
[1501.8s] No, I couldn't.
[1503.0s] There are so much going on.
[1504.9s] It's a it's maybe maybe perhaps for five minutes.
[1509.9s] Just just around.
[1512.5s] It is healthy to blow off steam after battles.
[1516.5s] I will be right back.
[1518.1s] I have.
[1518.5s] Oh, I have oats in my pocket.
[1520.0s] How did those get here?
[1521.0s] Here you go.
[1522.0s] Yeah, his nose is already in your pocket.
[1523.9s] And Nighthunter vaults onto this beautiful, like demon horse.
[1533.5s] Demon horse.
[1534.4s] Yes, beautiful, translucent, gross, majestic, giant smile on their face
[1542.3s] and definitely rides it in front of Elia to be like,
[1546.1s] look how happy this thing makes me.
[1548.6s] I was just going to say for sure this is noticed by Elia.
[1553.9s] Galloping, big wave.
[1555.0s] Just two eyes and just Elia waves and smiles.
[1561.8s] Her love is happy and that's great.
[1565.3s] She probably doesn't really want to introduce a demon warhorse into the home.
[1570.8s] But Elia, you said we couldn't have pets.
[1573.4s] Well, you're right.
[1576.8s] But she's just riding.
[1578.1s] That's not.
[1579.0s] You look at her eyes though.
[1580.5s] That says that she's going to find a classified ad on the board
[1584.0s] and then two days later you're going to have a horse.
[1586.6s] I think Trez is a bit of a show off as well.
[1590.4s] So at any moment when he knows you're being watched,
[1593.5s] it's like dramatic rearing, blowing like the acid attack everywhere.
[1599.1s] Like leaping over obstacles.
[1601.3s] Yes, charging groups of tabaxi, getting revenge.
[1607.3s] Scattering them everywhere.
[1609.3s] I think this changes Elia's mind a little bit
[1611.7s] because this is an impressive display and Night Hunter is so happy.
[1617.7s] I trot back over to a goth and I leap off and I go, what's she watching?
[1623.9s] Oh, yes.
[1624.4s] I think maybe that could be a thing.
[1628.1s] So it seems like here is fairly safe
[1632.9s] since Vorunax and Lipitsynki has stopped all the undead.
[1640.8s] Perhaps I will go to Celestia.
[1643.9s] What will you do?
[1646.5s] It was a rather anticlimactic way for a battle to end.
[1650.8s] It was.
[1651.3s] I only killed 19.
[1653.3s] I'm sorry.
[1654.9s] Thank you.
[1656.2s] I, since my god disappeared,
[1666.7s] I have been hunting for a way to confront Orcus and undo this.
[1674.1s] I think now that a direct path seems to have been opened,
[1681.5s] I cannot turn away from that opportunity.
[1686.3s] I have always wanted to punch Orcus in the face.
[1689.9s] That would be very satisfying.
[1692.8s] So you will go to the Abyss then with Thea and those others?
[1698.5s] I believe that is my path, yes.
[1701.1s] Night Hunter grasps a goth on the shoulder and says,
[1705.5s] I hope you do get to punch Orcus in the face.
[1711.6s] Gagath will do the like, you know, the forehand clasp.
[1716.1s] Thank you.
[1717.0s] I would welcome the chance to fight alongside you again.
[1720.4s] However, I do hope it is a satisfying crunch.
[1724.8s] If you die in battle,
[1726.1s] I will get Songkitti to write anthems about you and your horse.
[1730.5s] Are there any other options?
[1732.7s] Oh yes, not dying in battle
[1734.7s] and also have anthems sung about your victory and your horse.
[1740.3s] By someone other than Songkitti?
[1742.1s] Oh, absolutely.
[1743.0s] There are many better parts.
[1745.6s] To be very honest, yes.
[1746.9s] I appreciate that.
[1748.1s] It's a non-audio play,
[1749.7s] but Opal jumps out when he hears anthems from behind a tree
[1753.3s] and then as it's described that there are better bards,
[1755.8s] slowly kind of sadly sinks back behind the tree.
[1759.3s] He should mind his damn business.
[1765.7s] We cut back to the Med Tent
[1767.2s] where Thea, Leosin, Vorunax, Lipsinki, Glim and Bahamut
[1770.7s] step back through and in.
[1772.5s] And inside you see that Flint is in the middle of an altar
[1777.7s] and the runes written into the sand all around him
[1782.1s] and candles lit.
[1783.7s] You hear what is surprising to all of you,
[1789.5s] like the low rumbling growl of this large cat
[1795.8s] off in the back corner.
[1797.8s] It's this large black panther.
[1801.0s] What the hell's that?
[1802.5s] Oh, that's the cat lord that's been protecting the island.
[1809.7s] Oh, thank goodness.
[1810.5s] I thought it was...
[1811.7s] They brought them down from the mountain
[1814.8s] where they were hiding
[1816.7s] as all of the undead were dropped from the airship.
[1821.6s] Yeah, that's sad.
[1824.9s] Sorry, it was kind of funny, wasn't it?
[1828.0s] Yeah, funny.
[1830.1s] It's funny when undead are falling down on top of you.
[1834.0s] It's okay though, but Lipsinki is trying to...
[1836.9s] No, yes, of course, trying to relate to the people.
[1839.4s] Can I pet that giant kitty?
[1842.6s] Can you pet a god as if it were a cat?
[1848.3s] Please, try.
[1849.6s] I believe in you, Lipsinki.
[1850.7s] I'll start the paperwork.
[1854.1s] Hello, Mr. Furry.
[1857.7s] Come over here.
[1858.3s] I'm going to scratch your ears.
[1860.1s] Make a persuasion roll.
[1862.0s] That's not an animal handling
[1863.0s] because this is definitely a god.
[1864.3s] Make a persuasion roll.
[1865.9s] Okay, sure.
[1869.1s] Come on, Nat 20.
[1870.8s] I have a good persuasion.
[1872.5s] Oh my god, I really did roll a Nat 20.
[1875.1s] Yes.
[1876.3s] Yes.
[1877.3s] Also, I have a plus nine.
[1878.8s] I am the cat whisperer.
[1883.7s] Yeah, you approach the cat cautiously at first.
[1887.4s] And then as you do, it doesn't seem to make any advancements
[1894.0s] or pull back from your scritches behind the ears.
[1899.1s] Oh, you're such a good kitty, aren't you?
[1901.3s] You're so big and strong.
[1902.7s] Your fur's so soft.
[1904.4s] She's fucking magic.
[1905.7s] You see the potential.
[1907.0s] That's why I had to do what I did earlier.
[1909.0s] A while ago.
[1910.2s] Time.
[1911.3s] Time's weird.
[1912.2s] Laosan leans in and says,
[1914.5s] yeah, it's the cat lord turns back into a human
[1918.0s] and he's kind of a creeper.
[1920.9s] So.
[1922.1s] Oh, uh, Lipsticky, maybe that's enough.
[1925.1s] Maybe, you know, does he turn back with clothes on?
[1930.1s] I don't know.
[1930.7s] Lipsticky!
[1931.5s] All right, I'm sorry.
[1932.4s] I wasn't trying to be rude.
[1933.4s] No, no, no, no, no, no.
[1934.6s] This is a safety thing for you.
[1937.0s] Okay, thank you.
[1939.3s] I'll step away from the giant panther.
[1941.1s] Okay, well, the panther's here for extra strength and power
[1946.5s] and, you know, to siphon into the ritual of Bahamut here equally.
[1952.9s] I'd like you all to position yourself around Flint and Bort
[1959.2s] and take a position.
[1962.6s] And you can take your position,
[1967.1s] but then I want you to be at a spell
[1970.0s] or a thought or a motion
[1974.1s] or some sort of thing that you can bring to this ritual.
[1977.8s] Being Thea, Vorunax, Lipsticky and Glim,
[1984.0s] Leosan kind of running, you know,
[1986.5s] quarterback on the chanting
[1991.1s] that's happening from the book that he's reading from.
[1996.7s] Thea knows runes.
[1998.5s] Okay.
[1999.0s] Some runes put some good feels out there.
[2002.7s] So as you all take your position, Thea,
[2004.3s] you step up closest to Flint, I would say,
[2007.8s] the head of where he's laying in this tent.
[2013.3s] What do you do?
[2017.7s] Yeah, I will step up
[2023.7s] and I will position myself, like,
[2026.5s] not at, like, the top of his head,
[2028.1s] but just, like, the side of his head.
[2030.6s] Okay.
[2031.9s] Well, I'll go to rest a hand on his shoulder
[2034.6s] and then I'll pull it back and go,
[2036.1s] can I touch him?
[2037.9s] Yes, yes.
[2038.9s] All right.
[2039.7s] And I leave my hand on his shoulder
[2042.4s] and I start to mutter,
[2048.3s] Raitho, Gebo, Unjo, Nadeez.
[2053.3s] Raitho, Gebo, Unjo, Nadeez.
[2057.4s] I have the spell command
[2059.4s] and I can pull out, I guess,
[2063.3s] not a book of orcas or anything,
[2064.9s] but just, like, the next book that I have,
[2066.3s] which is probably my personal journal.
[2068.3s] Just, like, Archie comics?
[2069.8s] Yeah.
[2071.7s] I'll be like,
[2072.7s] Flint, I command you return to your body,
[2075.4s] waken and be back to us.
[2076.8s] And I'm kind of just, like,
[2077.7s] hitting his body with the book as I do so,
[2080.0s] almost, like, evangelically.
[2082.4s] Glim approves.
[2083.4s] Glim approves.
[2085.1s] Leosun's reading through the ritual,
[2087.2s] kind of looking on as to, like,
[2089.8s] who invited this guy?
[2091.0s] It's worked before.
[2092.3s] So Lipsankey is going to sort of
[2095.8s] channel her primal savagery
[2099.3s] because that's kind of, like,
[2101.0s] the source of her power.
[2102.6s] I mean, orcas is kind of the source of her power,
[2105.0s] but so she gets her, like, long, gross,
[2109.3s] saber-toothed, like, claws come out,
[2111.9s] and eyes closed, very focused,
[2114.5s] and almost, like, vibrating
[2116.6s] and kind of growling a bit
[2118.3s] because she's trying to channel
[2120.0s] all of that sort of savage, primal energy.
[2129.6s] Whoa, big old middle in here
[2134.5s] It's just Russ chattin' at you, oh
[2138.2s] I miss the song when nobody's here
[2140.9s] because I just jump in
[2142.0s] and it's all like, oh, it's just me,
[2143.7s] but no, it's just me
[2144.7s] and I'm still singing to you
[2146.2s] and I can sing whatever I want
[2147.8s] with no judgment from anybody else.
[2150.4s] So obviously it was big old jet airliner.
[2152.7s] That's the best I could come up with.
[2155.1s] Fair enough?
[2155.9s] Okay, episode's a little late this week, two-fold.
[2158.9s] Wanted to make sure we did this one right
[2160.5s] because there's a lot of things happening.
[2163.0s] A lot of things happening,
[2164.2s] especially in this last little bit here.
[2166.3s] You're gonna wanna keep listening.
[2168.9s] If you're a person who usually tunes out
[2171.5s] when we start doing the middle
[2172.9s] because you think that's the end,
[2176.7s] I mean, well, come on, listen to the rest, please?
[2181.3s] So yeah, lots of things happening
[2182.5s] in the last little bit of this episode.
[2184.9s] Everybody's doing amazing.
[2186.6s] Love all of the people we're playing with.
[2189.3s] Some things that are coming up.
[2190.4s] The next couple weeks,
[2191.3s] there won't be regular episodes.
[2193.3s] Next week is going to be
[2194.5s] the live-streamed improv one-shot that we did for patrons.
[2197.6s] The second one, we're gonna be releasing that.
[2199.8s] So Mooklem and Sully back having fun.
[2204.0s] I can't even remember what happened in it.
[2205.6s] It's been so long since we played it.
[2207.4s] And clearly I'm behind on editing,
[2209.2s] so I haven't re-edited it.
[2211.5s] But that's gonna be coming out next week.
[2212.8s] And then we've got a special behind the screen
[2215.5s] at the table one-shot with a little catch-up
[2217.8s] of what's going on in our lives
[2220.6s] and answering a whole bunch of questions
[2223.9s] from our listeners, from you.
[2226.7s] Primarily people from Discord.
[2228.5s] So if you haven't joined us in Discord,
[2230.5s] link is down in the description.
[2232.0s] We'd love to have you over there.
[2233.3s] And that's usually the first place we go
[2235.3s] when we're needing questions for things like that.
[2239.7s] So again, next week, special bonus one-shot
[2242.4s] with Mooklem and Sully,
[2244.5s] the young baby Mooklem and Sully
[2248.2s] who are so young and naive and having fun.
[2252.1s] Everybody's having fun.
[2253.6s] But especially young Mooklem and Sully.
[2256.0s] And then following that,
[2257.3s] a special behind the screen at the table Q&A
[2261.0s] and just catch up on what's going on in our town
[2264.5s] because there's a lot of life changes
[2266.7s] that have been happening collectively
[2268.1s] which has kind of slowed down
[2271.1s] the expediency of production.
[2273.1s] And we just want to catch everybody up to date
[2277.1s] and talk with each other
[2278.9s] about things that are going on in our life.
[2281.1s] Hope you love those two episodes.
[2283.3s] We'll be back with new episodes
[2286.3s] immediately following the events
[2288.5s] that happened here back in March.
[2291.2s] That's when that's how calendars work.
[2293.6s] So until then, we will be having great weeks,
[2297.7s] getting ready for that,
[2299.1s] hopefully get back on track with all the things.
[2302.4s] Please forgive us if we don't
[2304.1s] and we'll talk to you soon, real soon.
[2307.2s] Okay, bye now.
[2312.0s] We transition to a marketplace
[2316.4s] and it's not Mithral Hall,
[2319.4s] but it looks very dwarven-esque.
[2323.4s] And Flint, you're chasing down port at this point.
[2329.0s] You see, you're tracking this trail of blood
[2332.3s] through these people.
[2333.8s] One of them jumps out in front of you
[2335.7s] and tries to stop you holding oranges,
[2340.1s] watermelons, just gets right in your way.
[2343.3s] Orange watermelons.
[2344.5s] It's a very dwarven delicacy.
[2347.6s] Would you like to buy?
[2349.6s] No, sorry, can you just get out of the way?
[2353.1s] I'm in the middle of something here.
[2354.3s] Face goes from a smile
[2357.2s] and begins to like morph
[2358.9s] into this smooth featureless facade, really.
[2364.1s] And you look down
[2365.3s] and the orange watermelons are no longer there.
[2369.3s] And a giant scimitar
[2372.7s] is cutting through the air towards you.
[2375.7s] Make a dexterity saving throw.
[2377.4s] It's a 14, Russ.
[2379.0s] You take a huge chop into your shoulder.
[2381.3s] It takes six slashing damage
[2384.5s] from this being that's in front of you.
[2387.7s] I'm gonna try and shove it away from me
[2390.3s] as hard as I can.
[2392.1s] Make a strength check.
[2393.5s] That's a 24.
[2395.0s] Dang.
[2395.9s] It's watermelons.
[2397.2s] They go flying.
[2398.4s] That's right.
[2399.0s] The watermelons go flying.
[2401.1s] The person goes flying.
[2402.7s] Crashing through the crowd behind them.
[2406.1s] Everybody begins following domino style
[2410.2s] and they get absorbed into the ground
[2412.5s] as they're rolling.
[2413.4s] And this wave begins to roll
[2416.1s] and hits down this wall at the end
[2418.7s] and begins to rush back towards you.
[2421.4s] I'm gonna try and stand my ground
[2423.3s] against this wave.
[2424.6s] I'm gonna put my axe out in front of me
[2426.1s] and try and part it around me.
[2427.7s] You gotta dive under a wave.
[2429.7s] You gotta grab your surfboard
[2431.0s] and get fucking gnarly.
[2432.8s] I mean, those are all good options as well.
[2436.1s] Okay, you're standing trying to...
[2438.1s] You're gonna take the brunt of this wave.
[2439.7s] All right, roll a strength check.
[2442.1s] Strength or athletics.
[2443.3s] That's a 27.
[2444.8s] This wave crashes into you
[2446.6s] and everything goes silent
[2448.9s] until this rushing sound
[2451.2s] begins turning around your ears.
[2453.3s] You get bumped into as you open your eyes
[2456.7s] and you find that you're at the bottom of this ocean
[2459.7s] and these undead are moving around you.
[2463.5s] And then you're sucked up through this whirlpool
[2466.1s] and shot up into the air
[2468.7s] and you crash down in a new location.
[2471.3s] Kristen, where's the new location?
[2472.9s] Desert Plain.
[2475.5s] And the wind begins to rush past you
[2478.4s] and sand begins to cut into your skin
[2481.4s] leaving tiny little pinpricks
[2483.3s] and small drips of blood
[2484.9s] coming down from all over your exposed arms
[2487.6s] and legs and face.
[2489.5s] And you see up ahead of you
[2491.3s] an arrow loosed rushing towards you
[2494.7s] as Bort fires another one.
[2497.3s] Roll a d20, please.
[2498.5s] Here I go.
[2499.6s] Roll high.
[2500.9s] It's a two.
[2503.4s] It lands at your feet
[2506.6s] and as you look up
[2509.5s] and give a smirk as you're about to walk towards him
[2512.3s] this arrow explodes and blows you back
[2516.0s] and you're going to take 30 bludgeoning damage.
[2519.0s] Okay.
[2520.3s] Bort rushes towards you
[2523.4s] and leaps up into the air
[2525.3s] with a scimitar in hand
[2527.6s] and moves to try and attack you.
[2530.5s] Make a dexterity saving throw.
[2532.3s] 16.
[2533.2s] He crashes down on top of you
[2534.6s] and although the blade misses you
[2536.8s] he's got both knees pinned on top of your chest
[2539.3s] as you feel yourself sinking into this sand
[2541.8s] with him on top of you.
[2542.9s] I'm gonna grab onto him and bring him with me.
[2545.7s] The two of you are fighting in this quicksand
[2549.2s] as the hot wind is blowing over top of you.
[2553.3s] We see him trying to pull back
[2555.3s] and you disappear below the surface
[2557.7s] and he disappears behind him
[2559.6s] as we are thrown back into the med tent.
[2564.4s] And Glim, you are standing in front of Bahamut
[2569.0s] who has been glowing in this iridescent
[2574.3s] like rainbow aura that is illuminating this tent.
[2578.5s] This black purple is coming from the cat lord
[2581.3s] over in the corner
[2582.6s] and the ground as Lipsinki is channeling
[2588.5s] whatever primal energy she is channeling
[2591.7s] is beginning to vibrate beneath you.
[2595.0s] And Glim has her image of Bahamut
[2599.2s] and she is staring at him
[2601.4s] but holding that very tightly
[2603.5s] and sort of quietly commuting with him
[2606.5s] as she has since she was a child
[2608.7s] very quietly under her breath.
[2610.8s] Bahamut loves me this I know
[2614.3s] for my magic book tells me so.
[2620.0s] Did you go to Christian Bible school too?
[2622.6s] I swear I know so many churchy kid songs
[2626.6s] and this is the only one I can think of.
[2628.6s] That was good.
[2629.9s] That was great.
[2631.3s] This tent is vibrating
[2633.1s] with the chanting of runes
[2635.5s] and this ritual being spoken out by Leosin
[2638.7s] and this Bahamut Bible camp children's song
[2646.2s] kind of piercing through all of the concophony
[2650.2s] and the rumble in this ground
[2651.9s] is getting more and more intense.
[2656.6s] Back out of the tent
[2657.7s] the ground begins to shake and rumble out
[2661.3s] and Agoth and Nighthunter
[2665.2s] and Sully and Moot and Flamicons
[2667.4s] and Opal and Elia and everybody are all.
[2671.5s] Your attention is drawn
[2672.9s] and it feels like it's coming from the tent.
[2675.9s] What do you do in that moment?
[2679.8s] Is this a good thing or is this a bad thing?
[2681.7s] Because it feels kind of bad
[2684.9s] but it could be good.
[2687.0s] I don't know.
[2687.5s] I don't do the magics.
[2688.6s] I mean I do do the magics
[2690.8s] and I don't have any.
[2692.9s] I just know that it's a lot.
[2694.4s] There's a lot going on here.
[2696.3s] You said do do.
[2697.1s] I'm sorry.
[2697.5s] I didn't hear a single word you said after that.
[2699.3s] No that's right.
[2700.1s] I did fair game.
[2701.3s] I think Nighthunter we should go even.
[2704.8s] Let's just go see.
[2705.6s] In case it is something bad
[2706.6s] and it comes out of the tent
[2707.7s] we should be there and be ready.
[2710.3s] Perhaps we we should stand guard at that tent
[2712.9s] just in case.
[2713.7s] Yes.
[2714.5s] If something horrible comes out
[2715.7s] we have to kill it.
[2716.3s] Exactly.
[2717.0s] Agoth you want to kill something?
[2718.4s] If necessary.
[2720.5s] Yeah it sounds like it could be necessary.
[2723.6s] Everyone begins to move towards the med tent.
[2727.0s] Elia and Nighthunter you're the first to approach
[2728.7s] and you begin to part the tent flaps.
[2733.4s] Just just for a little peek
[2734.5s] we don't interrupt just want to make sure
[2736.5s] you know things cool.
[2738.9s] Light begins to pour out
[2741.6s] and you see like you feel this vibrating energy
[2745.9s] and all of this chanting and singing
[2750.7s] going on in the tent
[2753.6s] and the ground like you feel it begin to wave out below you.
[2760.7s] The sand begins to rise and fall.
[2764.5s] Nighthunter slowly backs away and is like
[2769.3s] this this this looks like they need some privacy.
[2773.3s] Perhaps we wait here.
[2776.0s] Maybe we'll just stay outside
[2777.5s] but maybe everybody just positive vibes.
[2780.9s] Maybe we could just think of absolutely.
[2784.2s] Right and and she picks up corpse grinder
[2786.5s] just positive thoughts.
[2789.7s] The rolling energy begins to move out
[2792.1s] and down towards the ocean
[2795.2s] and the waves begin crashing up
[2797.4s] and back and forth
[2800.9s] and there's this this echoing crack
[2805.4s] that you hear from multiple locations
[2808.7s] one from the med tent
[2810.1s] one from further out to sea
[2811.7s] one high above in the air
[2815.5s] and there's this low rumble
[2817.3s] that begins to build over it all.
[2819.3s] And the sound of undead begins to echo
[2823.9s] like almost up through the water.
[2827.1s] That does not sound good.
[2828.4s] No, no, it's we need to be ready.
[2832.2s] This whirlpool begins to form almost like a tornado
[2838.7s] up and out of the ocean
[2840.5s] and it begins to move almost telescopic
[2845.0s] and at the end of it is this
[2847.4s] black is deep black roiling portal
[2858.0s] and in it is the skull covered face
[2863.3s] of this huge hideous
[2868.3s] God and a voice echoes out
[2873.6s] Show them the mercy that we bring
[2876.8s] Show them what they can be
[2880.4s] In the tent, Vorunax, you are commanding Flint to wake up.
[2887.5s] Get up. Come on.
[2891.3s] You feel all of this energy swirling.
[2895.1s] It's like the power combined
[2897.5s] of the power coming from Bahamut
[2899.6s] and the Cat Lord and Lipsinki
[2902.0s] are all nothing like you've ever felt before
[2905.8s] and then you feel a shift in the air
[2910.0s] and you look to Lipsinki
[2913.9s] and Lipsinki, you feel it too
[2917.2s] as you hear this voice echo from beyond
[2922.4s] comes in waves at first
[2924.4s] and then snaps into your ear as clear as day
[2929.1s] Vorunax
[2931.9s] Orcus is here
[2933.1s] You heard that, Lipsinki?
[2936.1s] Yeah, sounds like daddy's home and we better get out of here.
[2939.8s] Everyone, I would steal yourselves.
[2943.1s] Finish what we need to do here
[2945.3s] or put it on hold, start over again later.
[2948.9s] We can't, we can't put it on hold.
[2951.2s] Then, Lipsinki, we have work to do.
[2958.4s] Can the rest of you maintain this ritual without us?
[2963.2s] I look to.
[2965.4s] Leosin hasn't stopped the ritual.
[2967.4s] He's continuing, he's trying to push past.
[2971.6s] Yeah, go.
[2972.5s] One last hit with the book before he heads out the tent.
[2976.3s] Right on the forehead.
[2978.7s] Wake up, we need you now.
[2983.3s] We're back in the dream space.
[2986.0s] Flint, you look around and the city of Greenest is in ruins
[2992.5s] as you pick yourself up from the place you first died
[3001.0s] just outside the keep in Greenest.
[3003.3s] And you see clerics rushing a younger you back into the keep itself to revive you.
[3012.9s] You stand up in this place and look down this long corridor of a street
[3021.4s] and you see Bort, heavy breathed, dripping with blood from his own wounds,
[3028.6s] staring down back at you.
[3033.4s] I think it's time you make your move.
[3035.7s] I already failed once here, it's not going to happen again.
[3041.3s] And just slowly advance on him, axe drawn.
[3044.9s] Bort loses three quick arrows which you manage to bat away.
[3051.5s] And he pulls his own blade and less serial killer style begins rushing towards you.
[3057.9s] Let's do it.
[3058.9s] The two of you charge towards each other
[3061.3s] and with a flash of light coming up between you,
[3064.1s] you raise your weapons to strike down at each other.
[3068.0s] And this huge crack rings out back in the med tent.
[3072.9s] Flint's body's eyes open with a huge gasp of air sits straight up.
[3080.5s] With Thea and Leosin and Glim and Bahamut all standing around him.
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[3169.3s] Make it.
[3170.1s] No, I said zips by your head.
[3172.1s] I'm gonna make you make a dexterity saving throw.
[3173.7s] You're lucky, man.
[3174.6s] It turns around.
[3175.6s] Maybe I get in the way.
[3178.1s] So what about boomerang arrows?
[3180.7s] All right.
[3181.1s] So Moot, you remember exactly where we're going?
[3183.5s] Yeah, I'm pretty sure we're off to the abyss, aren't we?
[3187.3s] Okay.
[3189.1s] I think you're going to Celestia to try and convince Bahamut
[3191.3s] because Gwilym was like, I could talk to Bahamut real good.
[3193.8s] So we wanted to go to the abyss because he's like,
[3196.1s] these other guys are chumps.
[3197.4s] Know what?
[3197.7s] They can't fight orcas.
[3198.7s] I want to punch him in the face.
[3200.1s] But then Gwilym was like, chill.
[3203.6s] Yeah, I think that's how that went exactly.
[3206.5s] That is that does sound like everyone involved in that conversation.
[3211.0s] We cut back to the med tent where where a beer is opened.
[3218.5s] Well, that's how all the good medicine goes down in the med tent.
[3221.7s] Bahamut is a pretty chill dude, you know?
[3225.7s] Now that's how you start a ritual.
[3228.1s] Hit record again.
[3229.0s] Check one, two.
[3230.1s] Checking also all the things.
[3233.9s] It was a blip.
[3234.9s] Just a tiny blip.
[3235.8s] It didn't shut down the entire thing.
[3237.9s] Okay.
[3238.3s] With no more rune chanting.
[3240.1s] You can do anything else.
[3241.9s] Well, you can just play it in repeat on top of everyone else's when we do that.
[3246.5s] Yeah, I'm just might just.
[3248.7s] They're negative runes.
[3251.1s] I didn't even say hagelos.
[3254.2s] There we go.
[3255.7s] That one means hell.
[3257.7s] Geez.
[3258.1s] Well, that's that's where we're going.
[3259.6s] I thought you were going to say its face was on the watermelons.
[3267.7s] Watermelon turns.
[3270.5s] Oh, no.
[3271.7s] My worst nightmare come true.
[3274.1s] He looks down.
[3274.8s] He's naked and he's late for school.
[3280.1s] Okay.
[3282.2s] Roll.
[3283.7s] I can't have you roll.
[3284.7s] I got to roll this one.
[3286.1s] Roll.
[3286.8s] What are you saying?
[3288.2s] Yeah.
[3288.5s] What are you saying?
[3290.3s] He wanted to be successful and actually a challenge.
[3294.4s] Rude.
[3295.4s] Rude.
[3296.1s] Dumbgeons and Dragons is a dumb dragons production.